the words of a circu$freak

HABBO HOTEL;

if you don’t know what habbo hotel is, congradulations and give yourself a pat on your back; you have a life. habbo hotel is an anonymous chat space, where you can make a little pixel character of yourself and it “walks” around habbo hotel, going from room to room.

during hard times of immense and desperate boredom, i make an acount on habbo and just sexually (as sexually as it can get online, which isn’t saying much.) and verbally abuse people.

my character on habbo is a 17 year old guy that walks around with a bunny hat and a tux with pink shorts and flip flops. he is the DEFINITION of cool.

he is a flaming homosexual and hits on guys very openly. he has a boyfriend named kyle. (hahahahaa: riley)(but riley doesnt know that) he dances up to a guy from behind saying
“unf unf. spread your legs”
he is sexually agressive. can you tell? he compliments other guys on habbo, things like:
“i like your speedos, and what’s in ‘em”
to which the guy replied:
“i like yours too =)”
i was scared, and left the room immediately.

he randomly starts dancing and waving at people, has loud sex with inanimate objects such as chairs, in the middle of the library. he usually walks around saying things like:
“unf unf unf unf unf unf” multiplied by around 1564045464685
“ZOMG CARPET!” “ZOMG CHAIR!”
“ZOMG [what ever he sees]!”

all innapropriate language is banned from habbo hotel, and the swear word is replaced by “bobba”. on habbo, my character is often found saying things like:
“someone bobba me now!”
“i like your bobba. very nice.”
“bobba you”

now that i’ve introduced you to habbo hotel and my character, i’m going to tell you about a serious case of online retardation.

i walked in to a room, and screamed out to everyone:
“SOMEONE FXCK ME NOW!” (i had learnt to purposely misspell swear words by this point)
and a girl came up to me and said:
“i would, if you would take off your bunny hat.”
i replied with:
“i meant GUYS.”
she was unfazed. she continued to consent to sex i never asked for.
i told her:
“your pixel face is ugly.”
for retarded reasons, she was highly offended and kept screaming:
“NO IT’S NOT! YOURS IS!”
by then i had started laughing my head off in my chair. amazed by her retardation, i told her how retarded she was for taking that “insult” (if you can actually CALL it an insult) seriously. i told her that she must have no life other than habbo hotel, and that she should get off the computer every now and then to meet some REAL people who DON’T have pixel faces. she was highly offended, adding to my amusement. she left the room.

never let yourself be one of those people. people who live their lives online, with people they don’t know. people who seriously go to online chat spaces for ACTUAL relationships, or just plain cyber sex. online chat spaces should NEVER be taken too seriously; you never know if the people you are talking to are who they seem to be. (as everyone has heard before.) life should be lived with REAL people, not people who you only know by screen name. your conversations with a majority of your friends should not consist of:
“asl?” “sup” “nm” “lol” “omfg”

related websites:
http://www.habbohotel.com
http://www.explosm.net/articles/6135/
click on the second link;
it is the best article i’ve ever read.